Monday, October 1, 2007
Aunt Gretchen's Stay in Plymouth
On her visit to Plymouth, Aunt Gretchen will stay in the well-appointed "Executive Guest Room". As a charter member of our "Diamond Club" she will find the room well stocked with a wide variety of complementary snacks. The Executive Guest Room also offers the Media Center, where she can watch television, listen to the radio, or play music. Our world renowned "Comedy Collection" of DVD's, including not
only the usual Seinfeld and Frasier offerings, but the rare "Mr. Bean" and "Mr. Peepers" selections,
will also be available. Our well-equipped fitness center, including our brand new "5 pound weights", is also available for use 24 hours at no charge. The fitness center offers a treadmill, weights, ping-pong, and a LCD projector that projects a 60" TV image, to reduce the chances of death by boredom during exercise.
As a special amenity, we will provide three of Aunt Gretchen's own relatives for companionship at the Diamond "Bon Vivant" level! Note that this is several levels above the companionship
provided by our basic "Talkative Airplane Seatmate" level.
Use of the pets, Sandy, Whitey, and Olive, is free! Our cockapoo, Sandy, is available for Aunt Gretchen's dog walking pleasure 24/7.
Aunt Gretchen will earn 10,000 points toward a future stay for her visit.
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5 comments:
"Yesterday, it was a really fantastic day. Because, Sophia present hot kiss to me! That’s wonderful. I was fascinated by her kiss yesterday night! By the way, I sometimes think that culture shock roll away good things!"
-From one of Sophia's Japanese campers' blogs (this was the kid she kissed good bye on the cheek)
Wow, a kiss on the cheek! Pretty shocking!
Hi,
I know Gretchen will enjoy her stay in the Executive Guest Room. I just wondered, do Roger and I get 10,000 points a piece or 10,000 together?
Hi Jenni,
Of course you and Roger each get 10,000 points toward a future stay! Or, you can redeem your points for a Christmas visit by us!
Hi Debbie,
We would love to redeem our points through your Christmas stay. You and Rich may stay in either the Acorn Cat Sanctuary (formally, the Rachel Powers Suite), or the Adrienne Powers Reading Room. I hope the rennovations are complete by Christmas!
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